disclaimer: i’ve done this with no more knowledge of LoTR/anything about ringwraiths than the wikipedia page for them so don’t yell at me shhh

You’re walking in the woods.
There’s no one around,
And your guide is gone.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot her,
Lauren Prince.

She’s following you
About 30 feet back.
She gets up off the ground and breaks into a flight.
She’s gaining on you.
Lauren Prince.

You’re looking for shelther,
But you’re all turned around.
She’s almost upon you now
And you can see there’s no face to see!
My god, she is a Nazgul!

Running for your life
(From Lauren Prince.)
She’s coming after you.
(It’s Lauren Prince.)
Lurking in the shadows
Internet superstar Lauren Prince.
Living in the woods,
(Lauren Prince.)
Wearing her ring,
(Lauren Prince.)
Killing you with Black Death
Actual Nazgul Lauren Prince.

Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost her,
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a Nazgul,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
Ah-Ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a bramble!

Dragging yourself out,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you’re on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Lauren Prince.
Floating around here,
(Shia Labeouf.)
But she doesn’t hear you enter,
(Lauren Prince.)
You’re sneaking up behind her.
Watching superstar Lauren Prince.
Fighting for your life with Lauren Prince,
Run as fast as you can from Lauren Prince,
Running from the cottage.
She’s coming for you, run away.

You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your body.
Oh you have lost.
Lauren Prince has killed you, bucko.